- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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