roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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