What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Anti Joke

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