What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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