Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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