- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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