- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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