- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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