The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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