Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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