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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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