- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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