A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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