- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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