- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Granny porn!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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