Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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quantum physics?

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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