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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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