What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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