- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Do the roar!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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