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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Who has no penis Religious Believers

I like that, but why am I happy?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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