Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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