What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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poopy is poopy

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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