Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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