- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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