- Anti Joke

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis