- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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