Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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