What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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