- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Potassium? K.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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