- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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