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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A guy at a baseball game....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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