- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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