- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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