- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Worms don't like apples.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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are u black unlucky

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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