What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

knock knock who's there? your destiny

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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