- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

bite me

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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