- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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