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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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