Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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