- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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