Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Drew Knowles is gay

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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