What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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