An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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FUCK YOU

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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