- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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