- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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