- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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