How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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