- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

i like turtles

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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