Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A muslim walks into a gun shop

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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