Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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