What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Yes

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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