Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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