- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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