2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Japan

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Anti Joke

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