Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's 9+10? 19

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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