- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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