Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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i'm hard

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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