- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

quantum physics?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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