Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

civil rights

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Matt is a Duster!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Anti Joke

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