- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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