- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is older than history?

your face

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's worse than this That :(

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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