- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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