- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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