- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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