- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

I am a mime

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Golf.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

su algato es en fuego

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Jordan is pregant

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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