- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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