- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A house comes around the corner.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Christ is a conspiracy

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