A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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