- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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