What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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