A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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