what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What what In the butt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

i have aids and a chode

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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