What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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CHEEZECAKE

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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poop.........

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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