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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

XD Jackass.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A bar walks into a man

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

i love to lick...

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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