Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

My cat just died.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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