Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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